December 2009
4 posts
Explosives on Board; Full Speed Ahead and...
All 4 turbines began to scream at once. I jolted in my seat as a hasty voice interrupted the silence over the loudspeaker system. “Ladies and Gentleman this is your captain speaking. There seems to be a suspiciously abandoned briefcase. We’ll be arriving to the terminal at full speed. Please be prepared to disembark immediately.” Having only been 18 months since the tragedy on 9/11, everyone was...
Dec 15th
TOO MANY ZOMBIES, NOT ENOUGH DRUGS AND NO SEX AT...
TOO MANY ZOMBIES A zombie apocalypse, it has never been a matter of probability, but inevitability. Answering the questions of “how” and “what” are the first crucial steps to surviving the apocalypse. With over 6.7 billion people on earth today, statistically less than 1% initially will survive a zombie outbreak. If you want to be one of the remaining 67 million, PAY ATTENTION. Listen to the...
Dec 15th
Tweet Tweet Twaat
Tweet tweet twaaat? Too terribly tired of the tumultuous tweets transposed to television screens. Typos, testosterone and third world ugly English, tempting tranquility with terrible tenacity. Tweeters twat tweets in twitterdom like terribly tacky terrorists terrified of totalitarianism. Terminating truths with technicalities. Committing truancies to true reality. Toasting to trivial...
Dec 15th
5507
May 5th, 2007. I use the date in an alphanumeric sequence to satisfy the request of the ATM. Before reaching for the freshly minted bills a smirk spreads slowly across my face, the result of a memory, a fragmented moment in time. The image of her face came to me in small jigsaw pieces. Her long, flowing brown hair, her thin pink lips, her velvet soft voice that caressed my inner ear. My smirk...
Dec 15th